ranking the hubby

First read the background information:
http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20060920f1.html

How do you or your husband rank?
Here is a list of rankings for husbands set by Zenkoku Teishu Kanpaku Kyokai:
1st dan: Is still in love with his wife after three years of marriage.
2nd dan: Does a good job helping with housework.
3rd dan: Has never cheated on his wife -- or his wife has never caught him cheating.
4th dan: Can practice a "ladies first" policy.
5th dan: Can take a walk with his wife while holding hands.
6th dan: Can listen to his wife seriously.
7th dan: Can solve problems between his wife and his mother in one night.
8th dan: Can say "thank you" without hesitation.
9th dan: Can say "sorry" without fear.
10th dan: Can say "I love you" without embarrassment.

HA HA, this is funny...found it in the Japan Times. I want to see the one for How Does Your Wife Rank? If they don't have it, perhaps we should create one!